Well, I've managed to remember the FTP commands to send my file to the server VIA DOS FTP. So, here is my short story, entitled A Slice of Heaven. Go on, read it. Get out of here.
posted by Slade at 10:46 PM

Well, I spent most of Sunday and an hour yesterday writing an update, in short story form. I felt bad because I've been hyping up the update I've been wanting to do but can't. Then I couldn't get it posted because people kept getting on the computer during the time I can go online. So maybe later today, or tonight, you will get your update.

My problem is serious creative block. Whatever I'm doing, I have to get it just right, but most of the time I'm not sure of what it is supposed to be, so I'll try numerous things, all of which come out unsatisfactory. Artwork, the numerous storys I've begun and given up on, etc. Sometimes I'll get an idea whilst trying to sleep and then work on it the next day. Like with the aforementioned story. And sometimes I can get it to come out right. Ok, its not my only problem. Another problem is that I'm not funny most of the time. If I do get an idea on something funny to write about, it either comes out just stupid, or I forget it. I usually don't have the slightest idea on how to make something humorous. It's not a switch, just when the thoughts coalesce near the top of my consiousmess. So instead of something worth reading, the stray person to my site reads this boring, rambling crap.

I think my FAQ is messed up, gotta fix the HTML so the checkboxes are back in it. This just in, the HTML is correct, but it will not display the checkboxes anymore. They are there, it just won't admit it. You have to let it go, damn it.

I was thinking on how I could make this site worth looking at more than twice a month, going over the two updates that I found notably funny, but I run into another wall. I don't have much material. Or, you might say, if you actually read this site, of course, I have material and I just don't see it. Maybe the baby brains and curdled milk served in the cafeteria are worth an update. Perhaps I should bitch about our stupid education system. Or maybe I should go to more confusing places that smell of urine. I don't know.
posted by Slade at 9:16 AM