Ok, my E-Mail is now not at Hotmail. I will not associate with that hell spawn. Well, I'm not discriminating, they just aren't very nice. Contact link is on the left. Send me some mail people, I'm lonely. Give me some feedback. And I also have a favorite animal: The Armadillo. They look so friggin' cool! I want one! Really, wouldn't it be super spiffy keen to have an armadillo for a pet? I could buy two ant farms for his food. I would gradually feed him the ants from one, while the population of the other thrives. Then I'd feed from the other one and let the other population fill back up. Iguanas are almost as cool, but armadillos just beat them down in a metaphoric sense.
posted by Slade at 11:56 PM

Well, I've tried, but I can't make an archive page look how I want it.I want it to use the same theme as my main page, but have a different sidebar, no archives lining the tables, etc. Except I don't know how. With any program. And I don't want to make some really ugly page. So if you can help me, drop me a line, I'll talk with you about what I want, etc. I'll even give you lots of praise, feet kissing, and credit. I'm starting a short story, which has an interesting yet strange premise, but I need another idea, so its stewing in my task bar for the moment. I'm really going to try with this one I think.
posted by Slade at 11:21 PM

OK. So last week, Yahtzee did another of his zany updates about the wacky things people search for and end up at his site. One of those was "airplane hump seals". From that simple nonsensical phrase, I have created three works of art.

The first is in Paintshop Pro 5, and is 400x500 pixels wide. It was made in the complete free-hand paintbrush style.

airplane hump seals

The second is also in Paintshop Pro 5, is the same height and width, but is made completely with the geometric shape tool.

airplane hump seals #2

The third one, which I made first, is on 8 1/2' x 11' paper with number two graphite pencil. I did it in drawing class, but couldn't be arsed to scan it in right now. It is acually half way decent, for being straight out of my imagination. Enjoy these. Funny thing, the first thing I tried after saving them as .psp files was saving them as jpegs. See, it decided that having about eight colors was too much, so it blured and stipled everything, sometimes adding whole new colors (like red dots in my blue), so i ended up with 23110 colors. Good ole compression. I went back to the original unbastardized version and saved them as gifs. Smaller, keeps my colors. Don't use jpegs, people! Beware!

Lastly, I found that link: Tales of the L33t: Patr Too. Its hilarious, but has some vulgarity, so for you with virgin eyes/prying parents, watch out. Maybe I'll get my archives looking keen this weekend!
posted by Slade at 9:40 PM

Well, here I am in sixth period study hall with five minutes left. I'll definatly do my update tonight. I do apologize for the five seconds of boredom you incurred, when you found I didn't put out, before you went to a different site. I'm going to re-do my archives page soon, so it doesn't just run down the page looking completely ugly. Oh, and I have been enlightened. I have seen hamlet written completely in l33t (hax0r). Yes, theres something fulfilling about seeing a bearded stick figure say "WTF?!?!!1 You kill dad adn mack mom?" Of course, any true l33t speaker would spell everything correctly, just without using the actual letters. This is more along the lines of when stupid people talk on instant messenger. I lost the link, though, maybe my friend (and webmaster) will re-send it to me. So you know what I'm talking about, here is an example.

"LOLOL!!!1 Hey, ppl, wuts up? n/m, U? LOL! Yeah, em n my peeps R chillin." There's the bell.
posted by Slade at 12:43 PM

OK, can't do my update, as it's taken me all the time to pre-order the new Zelda title and fix this smegging web site, maybe in an hour or so. Possibly tomorrow. Sorry folks.
posted by Slade at 7:55 PM

OK. Seems my webmaster, kind hearted soul that he is, moved all of my ftp paths, and I forgot to update it, forgot I even had to. My bad. The new web addy for this site is www.nightfission.com/slade but it redirects from the old one.
posted by Slade at 7:20 PM

Hmm, well, I just checked the page, and something is very wrong with it. I don't know why the border is in the wrong place, or why it still says "Robet" when I changed it to "Robert." I'll try to figure out what's wrong, but until then, hang in there.
posted by Slade at 12:37 PM

Creation. Man's greatest gift, and also his curse. This gift allows inventions like julian fry makers, espresso machines, and devices that cut bagels perfectly down the middle to exist. This curse has caused the creation of aersol spray cans, hypodermic needles, nuclear weaponry, sour kraut. But the greatest part of this gift is the arts. Classical music, renassiance paintings, grunge rock, ice sculptures of the male reproductive organs. "What are you I getting at?", you may ask. What's the point? Am I just rambling lists off in a sad attempt to entertain the very few who find drivel entertaining? No. For once I'm not. Last week, during drawing class, I was inspired. Yes, I have created. And in my generosity, I will show you what I have created. These master art works, almost comparative of Van Goh, DaVinci, Warhol. But first, I have to get back to my house. I'm stuck in school at the moment, and will be for another hour and a half. Until then...
posted by Slade at 12:32 PM