Hmm, I had some ideas for this site, but I forgot what they were. Again. I only have ten minutes left in this studyhall, and I have to play some StarCraft tonight, so I might update tomorrow night.
posted by Slade at 12:31 PM

Despite technical difficulties, the show must go on! So here for you today, are essential phrases you need to know if you are stuck in a Spanish speaking country.

Hola, me amigos, �dond� est�n los perros? Tengo muy hambre.
Hello, my friends. Where are the dogs? I'm very hungry.

Los vacas oluen a cosas buenos que rato de a�o.
The cows smell of good things this time of year.

�Dond� est�n sus dientes?
Where are your teeth?

Me mata, por favor.
Kill me, please.

Me gusta comer los gatos en mi pantalones.
I like to eat the cats in my pants.

El burro sabe mas que t�.
A donkey knows more than you.

A mi, me molesta tu cara.
To me, your face is bothersome.

Me amo tu rana.
I love your frog.

Tengo muy miedo de su cerca.
I am very scared of your fence.

Me encantan los ni�os.
The children are very pleasing to me.

With these simple sentences, you will survive in any Spanish country except Cuba, because you're not "in" with Castro. In every other country, the language barrier will not keep you from ordering your favorite foods, buying a plane ticket, and heading home.
posted by Slade at 12:34 PM

Grr, the website isn't being shown properly. I'm sorry, but I don't know what's wrong, try to live through it.
posted by Slade at 9:16 AM

There were technical difficulties last night, so I just republished all of my archives. It's like going back in time and reading funny stuff, except not. And I apologize for my curses "update." I know it sucked, I just didn't feel like writing at the time. I also apologize for future sucky updates, as hopefully rare as they may be.
posted by Slade at 8:54 AM

I just fixed the archive link, it was bad. I'm going to make a nicer page for it sometime soon, I hope.
posted by Slade at 10:00 PM