Hello again. Today is a special day for all of you out there. Why? You may ask? First of all, I have two great quotes for you.

First is "The power of accurate observation is called cynicism by those who do not possess it." - George Bernard Shaw.

The second is "He with dial-up laughs last." - Anonymous. So true.

But that's not a reason enough for an update, is it? "Of course not, Slade, you blithering dunderhead!" is what 43 of 100 people answered when asked this question before it was featured on Family Feud. Which means I must have something else for you. That's right, it's the never before seen director's commentary for Contra Comic 12! You can click here, here, or here to check it out. You can also zip over to the Contra Comics page and acess it and the lastest comic from there. See, I'm not always a non-updating jerk! But don't expect me to update tomorrow. I may, or may not. Also, don't think this is an everyday thing. I hope I'm not spoiling any of you with this.

And now, as is random tradition for me to close an update, I reccomend any of you that do not have the Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen to go download it now... err buy it on a CD from your local music store. Yeah, that's it...
posted by Slade at 12:16 AM

Hey hey! I did it! Pant Shop decided to work again, and it got it done! Check out the latest Contra Comic right now! Or everyone you know will hate you!
posted by Slade at 1:37 PM

Well, you many be wondering why I didn't finish the comic yesterday. I know what you're thinking "That lazy git screwed me over again." Well, it wasn't my fault. Paint Shop Pro decided to fuck up and not display the outlines of selections. That makes it just a trifle hard to make a comic. When I manage to locate my fully* legitimate reinstall CD, I'll be able to continue work on it. Sorry folks.

*By fully I mean not at all.
posted by Slade at 10:47 PM

Guess what? I'm currently working on Contra Comic 12! Woo! I know what you're thinking. Hey, my Hot Pocket is done! It's about damned time, I say. It should be done either tonight or tomorrow.
posted by Slade at 11:22 PM

Sorry about the long wait between updates people. I know you don't care because you've stopped checking my site regularly for updates because I don't, but I do have a good reason. My dad is on the computer from the time he gets up (6AM) to the time he finally gets sick of it, which is somewhere between 5 and 10PM. That's too late for me to do anything sitewise, because it impedes my internet time, which should be spent playing Diablo 2 on battle.net. However, as my computer has gone into "piece of shit! TM" mode lately, I can't play Diablo 2 (Or MAngband) for more than ten minutes without it inexplicably timeing me out from those games. My internet connection stays intact, and I can connect again to the servers right away, but it still hinders all enjoyment. So. What I'm getting at is possibly more updates, maybe even an elusive Contra Comic. Woo! I'm tired. Go away now, or I'll sick a flock of rabid seagulls on you.
posted by Slade at 12:44 AM