So anyway, here's my latest King Dwain's Bard's Tales' link: Sir Craig the Humble. It started out as an epic poem, and then halfway through fell apart because I was rushed off of the computer. I was planning on doing the whole thing in heroic couplets, and to fit in the bizarre characteristics of my characters earlier in the narrative, but ran out of time. Life's a bitch, I've been snubbed. It's time to do some serious Jaking to The Powers that Be. I'm off to do my duty as a devout Discordian. Hail Eris, Fnord, and Chumble your ways to greatness.
posted by Slade at 5:32 PM

I've just re-published all of my archives (although my my Archives page is traditionally out of date.), and Contra Comics. Soon: The Misc section/stray images! You'll be able to view the genius that is Frank the Duck again.
posted by Slade at 4:56 PM

Ok, the Forum! link has been updated. Click on the left! Uh, I can't think of anything else to say... Go Bears!
posted by Slade at 4:44 PM

Holy friggin' crap! It's been 10 days since my site went down. Thankfully, my friendly neighborhood webmaster was kind enough to get my site back up and running, but I lost all of my files, so I'll be re-uploading over the next few days. Urgh. Be careful, this website has been filed as a disaster area. Of course, since this website doesn't reside in a state with numorous electoral votes, I won't get any help from the gov't. But I don't need them anyway! I'll finish the update I was talking about in my last update, and my current short story is in a readable/reviewable tentative form. It will probably change greatly from what it is now, but everyone who wants a copy will have to go through me so I can get some feedback.

Oh. I saw Fight Club yesterday. Most FRIGGIN' AWESOME MOVIE EVER! That is all.
posted by Slade at 1:13 AM