Ok! Another low-res comic on the page. Tomorrow I'm hauling carpet or furniture or something at my friend Pat's house, and then Marty is coming over and we're going to spend all day playing Blood Omen 2, which I bought today got 10$ at Electronics Boutique in the mall. It's pretty fun, although it would be completely badass if the fighting system was just a bit more indepth, and when you turned, there was an animation for it. C'mon, guys. Even PS1 characters moved when they turned in 3d space. This is GameCube! Get with it!

And Frank the Duck, my insane epic Powerpoint mythos is back in action. Go download it right now if you haven't, it's well worth it. Just note that it was made with Powerpoint on windows XPee, so it might be a little messed up on earlier versions. It's like 350K. And on another, wierd note, I just remembered that there is a used car salesman named Frank Duck in our area. Creepy, eh?
posted by Slade at 10:54 PM

My article is complete! By fire and lightning, I have created Unlife! My ghastly creation, while hideous to most humans, with pallid flesh, black, dead lips, and yellow eyes, is somehow more beautiful to mine eyes than a rose in the dead of winter.

Oh, wait. That's Frankenstein. My bad. Actually, I was contacted by one dumbass on AOL's Instant Messenging service a few days ago. He was an asshole. Let me elaborate.

I hope to do some more low-res comics (Some may have actual gags and/or points!) tomorrow. But right now, I'm off to kill some dæmons that threaten humanity's existence. Or at least, that's what Diablo 2:Lord of destruction is about. Cheerio, wot wot.
posted by Slade at 10:52 PM