^ This space here to dodge the saying at the top.

It seems my images are all broken, and I'm far too lazy to fix them. So you shall read and suffer! (Until I get around to changing it.)
posted by Slade at 4:24 AM

Sweet Flaming Baby Jesus, it's been nearly a year! While I have no intent of using my masteries of Technomancy and Necromancy to ressurect the site, I suppose I should fill that 300 day void with something. There was alcohol, programming, philosophy, almost no women in school, and none for me, and all of the Buffalo chicken tenders I could eat at school. Summer's been the usual boring thing, minus a few surprises... You know who you are. And I'm heading back at the end of August.

Oh, I do occasionally write for Jelly Pufflmur, and they say I've still got it, but don't expect much out of me.

And A Dinner of Leeks has been published! Of course, you don't know anything about it yet, since I haven't said anything, but it is the most hilarious/worst book ever written. Check it out here. Trust me, it's worth the small bit of cash. And I spent two afternoons fixing the formatting for the public edition, so it kicks ass, visually. (Special thanks to my '93 edition of The Hobbit for page setup ideas.)
posted by Slade at 3:56 AM